Indian movies beat imagination even of The Matrix and Star Trek

I love watching movies, English, Hindi, Punjabi; Tamil & Telugu dubbed and run on SET MAX, animated, sci-fi, romantics, period dramas and my favourite horror which I can’t watch now at home as husband is even scared from ads of horror movies running as promo before any movieJ.

My oldest memory of watching a movie was seeing Dev Anand’s Warrant. This was the time when DD used to show late night news Hindi & English new with break between movie, some of you may remember. I don’t even remember the plot of the movie but the song on road-roller ‘Ruk Jana o Jana hum se do batein’ was awesome. For many times I believe the road-roller sounded kuk kuk kuk until I saw one in my hometown working on road. For most children this kind of thing can happen as they believe what they see. But here I am not going to tell you how to bring up children. Instead this is about movies showing hilarious out of the world things which we miss while in the flow of movie. But once the movie settles down in your thoughts you will find hilarious bits. Some of these are due to editing errors. But also you will find errors due to lack of common sense. Like say anyone on street will match each and every dance steps of hero and heroine and also sing in the background. Pretty awesome in a country where people don’t even know national anthem and national song. Do you know?  ;).

This post is all about mistakes due to some missing common sense. And these are not some part time producer/directors movie, these are from LEGEN….wait for it DARY artists of Bollywood. Before going any further please read all the terms and conditions given in next one line.

STATUTORY WARNING : People with no sense of humour are advised not to read any further as some of you may choose to legally sue me, which I can’t afford due to only source being my Husband’s wallet. So it’s a humble request please do read, enjoy, laugh and share but don’t get hurt. This all is for fun because without fun we aren’t humans. Happy reading.

We will start with Baghban. The movie was great, concept was awesome and with a very good message. But it too had a mistake Hema Malini and Amitabh Bachchan separate after the end of Holi and in between celebrate 14^th Feb and Karwa Chauth. 

Next up is Ashutosh Gowarikar’s Lagaan nominated for Oscars movie had two top blunders regarding the game of cricket, around which the whole plot spin. First it was not a One day or T20 game for which win or lose result had to come. Rather it was a test match. Bhuvan could have easily drawn the test match without the fear of losing. Secondly year is 1893 one over had 8 balls in it, seems Mr. Perfectionist is not perfectionist at all ;).

Next up is Mr. Saajid Khan. If it was not enough of him making super horrible movies Himmatwala and Humshakals, he even is now on twitter :P. But leave all that for some other time here I will be talking about his another venture. No not Housefull and Housefull 2 those were also horrible in themselves. I am talking about his only movie that I liked, Heyy Baby. The movie was good, the baby was really really cute and Mr Saajid did a good job of getting her expressions spot on. But all those 3 hours of time could have been saved by just doing a simple DNA test for confirming the actual father.

Now one of the big name of film making in Bollywood, Sanjay Leela Bhansali. He has given some classical gems of movies Devdas, Black, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam. My favourite is ‘Khamoshi : The Musical’. 

But here we will talk about Salman bhai’s Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam or HDDCS lots of alphabets, could have easily been a bank’s name :D. In the movie VIMAL PAAN MASALA eating Ajay bhaiya and Ash bhabhi are robbed and don’t have money for train tickets but easily get into Opera. There are only two explanations for this. Ajay ji was wearing Saif’s AMUL MACHO so entry in Opera was done BADE AARAM se  Bade aaram se orrrr the Opera people noticed L’OREAL bhabhi ji (ASH) and as she has said COZ UR WORTH IT, special seats were given to them.

Now since some of Salman Bhai’s fans would have been furious about his movie being dragged into this list of missing common sense I have to put SRK’s movie also into this J. You don’t want to mess with any of fans of these superstars. Not even Mr. Kejriwal’s fans even though he is giving top notch performances of drama. Let’s move on to the task at hand.

SRK has done many movies but here I have picked Ra One. I can hear many giggles starting from the bhai’s fans but wait till you reach to the end of this paragraph. In the movie human SRK is a shown as South Indian when he dies he is given a Christian funeral and next his ashes are being put into water by his wife. Pretty fine everything keeps everyone happy.

Farhan, Hritik, Abhay Deol, all cool actors in a single movie you can’t miss that one. And the same happened with me I watched Zindagi Na Milegi Doobara, first day first show. The movie was awesome. I liked it very much till the time it inspired my fiancée now husband, to take such a journey with his friends and he took off for Laddakh with his friends, not even bothering to tell me. Although I still take him the guilt ride for doing such a thing, I definitely missed a golden opportunity.

Now coming back to the goof up in ZNMD, think people I know boys would not have noticed this since for them it doesn’t matter but for ladies it is super important. Did you get it no. Let me help you then. The scene where Ms Kaif chases Mr Roshan on motorcycle her top changes from pink to maroon, would have been really tough for her to do that on a running bike.

So people how was the ride. I have some more but think for a single sitting this could be enough. If you like it then please do comment will follow up on this pretty soon.